D.G.F.C. Membership Roster

  LostDog, president H.G.F.C., founded July 2000.  LD is a regular poster on the Traveling Howard Stern Message Board and is webmaster for the board's archive's of creativity known as "Doctor Ivan's Museum of Animated Gifs", named after the board's administrator.  LD is also the co-creator and  co-webmaster of AmIAHotBabe.com.

    DrT is the board's Surgeon General and Vice President and has implemented a fairly successful ceasefire regarding flaming (at least until the recent re-appearance of the Swede).  DrT emerged victorious in a 5 round essay battle against Steamin' Rican.    DrT is a co-founder of AmIAHotBabe.com,  owner and operator of the insanely popular InternetGossip.net and 

    JT, aka "AP HGFC SuperSpy" is a charter member of the H.G.F.C and has the distinction of being the first to join the club.  He has recently tapped into "Mr. Skin's" website for nude pics and clips of Heather Graham in the film, "Boogie Nights", which he so generously shares with the other members.

  Hot Karl is also a charter member and presently is the only H.G.F.C. member to also be a member of the rival club, A.K.F.C.  HK is house counsel for the A.K.F.C. while LD is house counsel for the H.G.F.C.  ***Recently lost membership status when dual memberships were banned***

  BurntOutBill is a charter member of the H.G.F.C. and is the club's party administrator.  He recently hosted the wildly successful "Queen's Version of the Amish Chicken Massacre" in Queen's, New York. It should be mentioned that B.O.B. is the board's resident "jokester" and "chronic beer guzzler" and can outdrink any poster on the board!  BurntOutBill is also a talented creator of song parodies of many board regulars.   ***Recently lost membership status when dual memberships were banned***

  Elroy (The Rev) was the host of the "Amish Chicken Massacre" and is best known for his wife's Peaches.  I hope to see more of Elroy down the road, however he has found it difficult to post as of late due to the policy of the Amish community forbidding internet use for pleasure only.

  Baron Von Bunghole is the club's polling expert.  He is the creator and  webmaster for the website Howard Stern Poll and has recently launched the ever controversial site, "CoolTalkRadio".

  Aerotica is the first female to enter the ranks of the H.G.F.C.!  She is a veteran poster at the Traveling Howard Stern Message Board and boasts one of the largest racks on the board  (Jocko has confirmed these reports).  Aerotica has recently taken on the position of "Secretary of Lust" and is truly a princess of literary erotica.  Aerotica has many talents including the board bartendress, (sometimes known to tend bar topless), as well as penning original erotic stories.  Her erotica can also be found here.

      Johnny Law has been around for some time and has seen his share of posters come and go.  He's our board's resident cop and patrols the outlying areas for drug smugglers and prostitutes.  All the top quality dope and piss water beer (budweiser) confiscated from the underaged, is brought to our clubhouse for 'safekeeping'.  

    Jewel is our club's 2nd female member and wife of THSMB regular and AKFC member Buzz, an admitted Caroline oppressor.  Jewel boasts an exquisite "rack" which she proudly displayed at the MWS "Viewing of the Breastesses".  She has recently accompanied her husband on late night motorcycle runs and is rumored to be seeking a bi-sexual escapade or threesome with co-member Aerotica and/or Rouge.  

  Prior to fleeing for protection under a membership guise with the AKFC, Buzz held the distinction of being the only member to have been denied membership upon his initial application to the H.G.F.C.  Buzz had been given the prestigious position and title, "Sir Buzz, Lord of Porn" and his duties included keeping graphic porn off the board and hidden behind obvious links.  ***Recently lost membership status when dual memberships were banned***

D.G.F.C. "Ideals and Principles"

1. Members must exhibit a devout love, respect and appreciation for our Queen, Ms. DesertGirl.
2. Members should contribute "DesertGirl" related posts on a semi-regular basis.
3. When members are pleasuring themselves or having sexual intercourse, at the very least, a "momentary" mental image of DesertGirl is a must.
4. Members must exhibit a 'sense of humor' about themselves and fellow board posters.
5. Anyone found to be taking this "Club", their own or others' posts too seriously, will be placed on indefinite probation.
6. Anyone found to be fixating on or obsessing about someone other than DesertGirl, will be placed on indefinite probation. 
7. While tattoos of DesertGirl are encouraged, body piercings of any kind are discouraged (unless it's a nipple or clitoral piercing, female only).

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