"The Magic Wand"

It's 10pm, Friday night, the kids are away for the weekend (grandparent's anniversary gift to us), and I'm winding down from a busy work week with a tall glass of Absolute and a videotaped "Summer Six Pack" of SOTB. The wife is upstairs in bed reading one of her "softcore sex novelletes", required reading for her weekly book club and a great substitute for foreplay.

After watching a couple episodes of Leila and Jaime running around in their skimpy bathing suits and lingerie, I'm more than slightly aroused. I quickly grab my wife's favorite toy, "The Magic Wand" and dart upstairs like a missile to its' target. Roughly two minutes with the "miracle" wand and my wife is as hot and moist as a freshly baked Betty Crocker sponge cake!

I proceed to grab her hips, flip her onto her knees and enter from behind, while my nimble thumb works fervently on her tender, quivering brown ring. If it wasn't for the two large glasses of vodka, I'd have been finished long ago, yet I'm feeling like I've got another couple of strokes remaining. Trembling from exhaustion and near climax, I pull out and inch my way towards my lady's hungry mouth. While her tongue work's it's magic, I feel her fingers tickling my sac below, as I explode and collapse upon her!

As I lay there in my semi-conscious state, I hear the familiar buzz of my wife's "magic wand" as she quickly satisfies herself to completion, in a way that only a woman would understand.  (7/25/00)

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"The Townsend Hotel"

Inspired by J and A's recent admission of their "secret" carnal weekend and my re-reading of Jocko's account with the correct mental images intact, I decided my wife and I needed an "evening away" and booked a room at the Townsend Hotel, a small, luxury hotel in a suburb of Detroit where all the celebs stay when they come into town. (My wife and I stayed at this hotel on our wedding night, so revisits usually bring back fond memories and multiple attempts to re-create the passion of that lust filled evening)

As we're driving over to the hotel, I hand my wife a bottle of Sambuca, to begin our evening of enebriation and orgasm. After a couple swigs of this syrupy aphrodesiac, my wife feels the need to offer a little RH (RoadHead), to get things heading in the right direction. I swerve off the main road and head for a less traveled route as my wife buries her hands and face in my heated lap. I'm so turned on that I can only last a few moments before I lather my wife's generous tongue. She quickly washes it down with a few more swigs of Sambuca.

As we're checking into the hotel, I glance over at the bar and I notice a scantily dressed blonde sitting alone. She looks pretty hot from a distance so I stroll by her to take a closer look. Not only is she amazing looking with a fine ass and nipples more protruding than Farrah Fawcett's, she actually kinda resembled our goddess, Ms. Heather Graham. As we pass her I notice my well intoxicated wife checking her out with much more than a glance. While my wife has hinted about her attraction to other women in the past, this was the first time I thought she really meant it. My wife leans in close to me and whispers, "damn, I'd love to sample her nectar!" I immediately feel a rush of blood down below and the fantasies begin swirling through my head in dizzying proportions.

I'm still not quite sure how my wife pulled this off, but the next thing I know, I'm in my hotel room drooling on myself as I watch my wife and this bombshell going at it with the intensity of two virgin lesbos discovering the beauty of the most intimate exploration. As I selfishly work on myself, my wife is giving her tongue a workout on this lady's darkest of orifices. I slowly hobble over to the bed and release myself upon my wife's swollen pleasure patch. I pass out on the bed to the sounds of licking and moaning as my wife and her new lover pleasure themselves in ways only two women could be capable of. I have a feeling my wife may finally have found a suitable replacement for her "Magic Wand".  (7/28/00)

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