Message Board Terminology

a.)Backpedal:
to move or step backward due to a post or thread that the poster regrets typing.
b.)keyboard tough guy:
a person who types like they're 6'10" and 280 lbs.
c.)reach-around:
when your significant other/current lover pleasantly surprises you as they come from behind to fondle your privates.
d.)cents or sense
since. Made famous by the FBI/Alan Cheng poster.
e.) funnt
funny. a typo that has remained to this day. the 't' and the 'y' key are next to each other on the keyboard.
f.)mental notation
this occurs when a lovely woman interacts with the poster and he finds hisself aroused. Due to the poster being in a monogamous relationship he does not act upon it; but rather, waits until he is alone with his significant other in the sanctity of the master bedroom. The 'mental notation' then kicks in and serves as an aphrodasiac for the poster. This phrase advocates fidelity and safe sex.
g.)assplay
anal sex
h.)game,set, and match
the argument is moot.
i.)Joe Perry
this poster is receptive to some good sex.
j.)Perfect Pint
16 oz. of Guinness Draught straight from the tap or from the pub cans. The 'cascade' has diminished, resulting in a creamy,beige colored head. The beverage is now ready to be enjoyed.
h.)"the bar is open"
this means it's Friday.
i.)Weekend Report(tm)
a journal kept by a board poster, detailing his adventures in the City That Never Sleeps.
j.)"split the black oak"
this poster is ready for sex with a black woman.
k.)teabag
a posters testicular sac rests upon the bridge of the nose of his significant other, temporarily rendering her blind.
l.)cataracts
the lady has a film of semen coating the cornea of her eyes.
m.)bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa!
poster finds something amusing or is actually ROFLHAO
n.)pisswater
Budweiser beer
o.)essay
a post by AJ Knabe
p.)*cough*(insert word or brief statement here)*cough*
the poster elects to be discreet or subtle as to avoid offending.
q.)AKFC
Apollonia Kotero fan club. In honor of a woman who went above and beyond the call of duty to seduce an effeminate O+/-> from the clutches of a life of show tunes and trauma.
r.)HGFC
Heather Graham fan club. In honor of a roller skating young female who had the wherewithall to go to her knees in the presence of Markie Mark and do the 'right thing'.
s.)urine idiot
you're an idiot
t.):^&
poster known as 'roadkill, an AKFC member
u.)caroline
poster is being called a slut or (insert slang term for female genitalia here)
v.)poser
a phony
w.)trailer dweller
white trash
x.)riggen
derogatory name for a black person with the letters jumbled.
y.)backtoignore
person will not be enpowered by his statement/post
z.)Punjab
poster named Elroy for whom Operation Towelhead is named after.
aa.)Operation Towelhead
an manuever whereby a quality female will be bedded in Elroy's name. The cry of "Thank you, come again" will be uttered signaling coitus interruptus. This operation has yet to bear fruition due to the fact the the very foundation of a poster's marriage may be threatened.

SR, Pres. AKFC for boys who administer stiff cross-checks to black hockey players.

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