Past winners of the coveted "Big Guy" Award
After
hanging out with this board for about 6 months we at the AKFC came to the
realization that the talent and hard work of certain individuals who posted on
the THSMB was not being recognized. Thus the "Big Guy" Award was
started to address this significant oversight.
Let's review the past winners:
1/ the venerable Doctor Ivan: Winner of the 1st BG for creating the 'Mother of
all message boards'. (thanks Sadam Huessein) In addition to his computer/web
skills, this board administrator actually tried to reason with Alan Cheng
offering fatherly advice and whatnot. Then he was involved in a board war with
one CIA, the likes that Da Poof has yet to witness. Finally, Doc brought out 'toogle
switches' in the video, "Whoopdie-do Picnic" as /^A^\ rested her head
on Doc's 'trey'. WTG!
2/ The 2nd recipient of a BG was RF for creating links to the board and listing
a who's-who of the board denizens. He is also a skilled technician.
Rumpleforeskin currently is hosting "Mystery Tits(tm)". Be sure to
play.
3/Hot Karl-the 3rd winner. Board Administrator who has the ability to muse and
wax poetic. Has 'carried the board' on more than one occasion. What placed him
over the top was he seering rendition of the Origin of the Apollonia Kotero fan
club which now hangs in our clubhouse wall. There wasn't a dry eye in the house
as he removed all doubt as to the validity of our existence. He was hoisted on
the shoulders of two of our larger members and the celebration carried out into
the street. HK clasped his hands overhead in the traditional victory salute and
the Guinness flowed liberally. Once we realized that there wasn't an equal
representation from both members of the opposite sex, we quickly regained our
composure.
Buzz
receives 4th ever "Big Guy" award!
Please join
us in congratulating Buzz as latest winner of the "Big Guy" award. His
fight against ITW defended our right to free speech.
Because of him, we have a place where we can post our work without "Big
Brother" watching over our shoulder. This is not '1984'; though peep holes
HAVE been found on the walls of women's locker rooms.
We do not live in Nazi Germany, Russia or Cuba. We live in the U.S of A, where
Daniel Carver can carry on like a redneck, where gays can parade down 7th ave
during Halloween in NYC, dressed in pink tutus and green sandals, where Muhammed
Ali can state, "I have no quarrel with them Vietcong." Where Reagan
can say, "I don't remember". Where Madonna can be seen catching a wad
flush in her face on the internet, where Pamela Anderson can be seen 'choking
Tommy Lee's chicken wearing little more than a smile also on the web. Where kids
can learn how to make weapons of mass destruction via step-by-step instructions
by accessing certain websites. But we, because we opt to affiliate ourselves
with the KOAM, have to be censored.
Buzz saw the lunacy of this and took action. Kudos and godspeed, sir. You are
well-deserving of this prestigious cup(Thanks Doc).
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